Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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