No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I intend to get homeless drunk
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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