im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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