So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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