i'm signing you up for texting rehab
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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