And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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