nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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