Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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