So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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