You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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