It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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