oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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