i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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