i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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