508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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