I will die if light touches me.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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