the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You are the jesus of drinking
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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