Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
did i walk over a car last night?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
