Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Shame is for Republicans.
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