i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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