I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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