hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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