I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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