I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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