i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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