hell yes lets make some ravioli
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
this is an emotional support booty call
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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