Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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