Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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