I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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