I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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