that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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