Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
are you so shy because you have an std?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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