do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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