He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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