Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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