I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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