Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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