Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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