god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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