It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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