like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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