When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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