I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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