me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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