Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
