We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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