its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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