So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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