i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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