Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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