I swear she didn't look like that last week.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Randomize