I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If that was your dad, he is hot
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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