this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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