Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
why is half of my head shaved?
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