Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
