I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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